Felix Gomez series

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (Felix Gomez -1) by Mario Acevedo — The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (Felix Gomez #1) by Mario Acevedo

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Felix Gomez series – by Mario Acevedo

Genres and Sub-Genres[]

Urban Fantasy / SciFi-Urban Fantasy (has aliens) / Humor

Series Description or Overview[]

✥ The first and only vampire book to be declassified by the federal government . . . Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He'll find out the cause of all these horny women or die trying! But first he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who just want his body . . . Skewering sexual myths, conspiracy fables, and government bureaucracy, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats reveals the bizarre world of the undead with a humorous slant and a fresh twist. ~ First book cover blurb, Shelfari

Lead's Species[]

Vampire PI

Primary Supe[]

Vampires, aliens

What Sets it Apart[]

humor

Narrative Type and Narrators[]

First person narrative told by Felix Gomez

Books in Series[]

Felix Gomez series:

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (2006)
X-Rated Bloodsuckers (2007)
The Undead Kama Sutra (2008)
Jailbait Zombie (2009)
Werewolf Smackdown (2010)
Rescue From Planet Pleasure (?)

Companion Series, Graphic Novels[]

Killing the Cobra: Chinatown Trollop (2010) — Graphic Novel

World Building[]

Setting[]

Rocky Flats, Los Angeles

‘’’Places’’’:

Denver
Roswell
Ohio
Protected Area
New Mexico

Supernatural Elements[]

✥ vampires, zombies, faeries, vampire hunters, werewolves, aliens, dryad, Coyote, clairvoyant powers, skin-walkers, Hopi magic, intergalactic adventure, Kama Sutra

Glossary:[]

Chalice: humans who provide blood and sex to vampries
Ludvitmor: drug—noonsurgical breast enhancement pill to increase bust size, and part of plot to makelarge sums of money on Eden Water Project and Rize Blue under Goodman's command
Nidus:

Groups & Organizations:[]

Araneum: stops people or aliens in finding out that vampires exist
Eden Water Project:
Rize Blue Pharmarcial Companies: Krandall is a development director on the Eden Water Project;
Green Planet Initiative:
Cress Tech:
Prairie Air: fired Karen Beck for not changing the manifest for the two missing women not on their flight

World[]

✥ The vampires in this novel are a mixture of classic vampire myth and the author’s own inventions. They can go out in the day if they wear sunscreen and makeup and while Felix doesn’t have to sleep in a coffin, he prefers to. They can shapeshift into the form of a wolf and can hypnotise mortals (leaving the humans confused when they wake up posed in compromising situations with no idea how they got there.) They can survive on animal blood although they lose their vampire powers and this is the case with Felix. His loss of vampire powers is a real problem for him as he has a team of crack vampire hunters on his trail and will need all his strength to avoid getting staked. ~ Love Vampires

Protagonist[]

✥ Felix Gomez: a vampire detective, who's investigates cases for poeple and an agent of the Araneum to stop people or aliens in finding out that vampires exist. He uses his vampire abilties to aid in investigating skills, seduce women, and stop his enemies to know vampire exist in the world. ~ Shelfari

Sidekick[]

Name: / What: / Sidekick-to: / About: / Book First Seen:

Characters[]

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (Felix Gomez 1) by Mario Acevedo

Characters	What	About
Felix Gomez	vampire PI	soldier turned PI, agent of the Araneum to stop people or aliens in finding out that vampires exist
Carmen Arellllano	vampire, head of the Denver nidus	friend of Felix; researching the Undead Karma Sutra to heal vampire's chakras, she likes sex, speaks in mind to people, likes to be center of attention, and helping Felix w/ his case.
Dan Goodman	golf pro instructor	retired army colonel and assassin; helping alien named Clayborn in plot to control humans and make money to corrupted officials; ruthless
Gruber	former senior advisor	who adovacating Eden Water Project to help bring water to poor countries, and investors make a lot money in return
Clayborn	Alien	making large sums of money for gvt officials with Goodman & Eden Water and Rize Blue; his take is Earth women to be used as pets for rich aliens while Goodman kidnapped the women for the service;
Johnson	Monroe Deputy Sheriff	escort both Felix and Carmen to identify a dead body of Marrisa Albert; knows more about the missing body than he's telling
Antoine	vamprie	partner w/ Carmen at resort for vampires and chalices on Houghton Island, and operate any vehicle.
Leslie	chalice	w/ her husband Jack: chalices to provide blood & sex to vampires; own a morturay
Jack	chalice, morturay owner	w/ his wife Leslie: chalices to provide blood & sex to vampires; owns a morturay.
Peltier	FDA emplyee	Fulbright scholar; works at the FDA to fast track approval of the drug Ludvitmor; part of plot to make large sums of money; partner: Krandall;
Krandall	development director	at Rize Blue in their Eden Water-Green Planet Initiative; w/ Amanda Peltier under Goodman's command to profit large sums money;
Karen Beck	former Prairie Air employee	fired for not changing the manifest for the two missing women not on their flight, and talks to Felix about the incident to find Goodman
Belinda	brunette jogger	Felix meets to have sex w/ her
Eric Bourbon	high-powered werewolf attorney	hire Gomez to kill his rival, bk-5
Randolph Calhoun	Eric Bourbon's rival	Gomez hired to kill him by Eric Bourbon, bk-5

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Author[]

Mario Acevedo

Website: MarioAcevedo.com
Genres: Horror, Mystery & Thrillers, Science Fiction & Fantasy

Bio: Born in El Paso, Texas and grew up in Las Cruces, New Mexico, but visited family in Chihuahua. Joined the US Army and flew attack helicopters. Was artist-in-residence for Arte Americas in Fresno, California and served as a combat artist in Operation Desert Storm. Also teaches/taught art to prisoners at Avenal State Prison. ~ Goodreads

✥ A former infantry and aviation officer, Mario Acevedo lives and writes in Denver, Colorado. The author of bestselling The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, he has worked as a military helicopter pilot, engineer, and art teacher. ~ FF

Contributors[]

Cover Artists[]

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats * Will Staehle — Sources: isfdb: Cover: The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, Cover: X-Rated Bloodsuckers, Cover: The Undead Kama Sutra, Cover: Jailbait Zombie, Cover: Werewolf Smackdown

Danny O'Leary ~ Source: isfdb: Cover: The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

Other Contributors[]

Audio Book Narrator: Jay Snyder (Narrator) — Source: Shelfari
Editor: — Source:

Publishing Information[]

Publisher: EOS, Harper Voyager
Author Page:

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats: Paperback, 276 pages, Pub: Dec 26th 2007—ISBN 0060833262
X-Rated Bloodsuckers: Paperback, 370 pages, Pub: February 27th 2007—ISBN 0060833270
The Undead Kama Sutra: Paperback, 384 pages, Pub: March 11th 2008 by Harper Voyager—ISBN 0060833289
Jailbait Zombie: Paperback, 353 pages, Pub: February 24th 2009 by Harper Voyager—ISBN 0061567140
Werewolf Smackdown: Paperback, 416 pages, Pub: March 9th 2010 by Harper Voyager—ISBN 0061567183
Rescue From Planet Pleasure: (?) Paperback, , Pub: —ISBN

Book Cover Blurbs[]

✤ BOOK ONE BLURB—The Nymphos of Rocky Flats: The first and only vampire book to be declassified by the federal government . . . Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He'll find out the cause of all these horny women or die trying! But first he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who just want his body . . . Skewering sexual myths, conspiracy fables, and government bureaucracy, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats reveals the bizarre world of the undead with a humorous slant and a fresh twist. ~ MarioAcevedo.com: Felix Gomez

✤ BOOK TWO BLURB—X-Rated Bloodsuckers: Felix has survived Operation Iraqi Freedom, being turned into a vampire, and a ravenous horde of nymphomaniacs. Now he faces his toughest task ever—navigating the corrupt world of Los Angeles politics to solve the murder of a distinguished young surgeon turned porn star. But both human and vampire alike have reasons to want the secret to stay buried. ~ MarioAcevedo.com: Felix Gomez

✤ BOOK THREE BLURB—The Undead Kama Sutra: Felix Gomez returned from the war in Iraq a changed man—once a soldier, now forever a vampire. So the undead underworld put his skills to work as a private detective, specializing in the sordid, the sexy, and the supernatural. After surviving aliens, nymphomaniacs, and x-rated bloodsuckers, it's high time for a vacation. Now the aliens are back in a fiendish conspiracy with the U.S. government, and only Felix stands between them and the Earth women they covet. But when an army hit man attacks Felix and the bodacious vampire sexpert, Carmen, not even the astonishing erotic powers of the Kama Sutra for the Undead may be able to save them. ~ MarioAcevedo.com: Felix Gomez

✤ BOOK FOUR BLURB—Jailbait Zombie: Vampires versus Zombies, round one... Vampire detective Felix Gomez has seen a lot of weird things since becoming one of the undead—nymphomaniacs, aliens, and X-rated bloodsuckers, just to name a few—but now he comes face-to-face with the worst sort of undead. To stop a ravenous army of zombies, Gomez must team up with a precocious teen with clairvoyant powers whose cooperation comes at a price: she won't help unless Felix makes her a vampire . . . if the zombies don't get her first. ~ MarioAcevedo.com: Felix Gomez

✤ BOOK FIVE BLURB—Werewolf Smackdown: From Publishers Weekly: The fifth adventure of vampire PI Felix Gomez (following 2009's Jailbait Zombie) finds him caught between alpha werewolves battling for supremacy in sunny Charleston, S.C. When high-powered werewolf attorney Eric Bourbon tries to hire Gomez to kill his rival, Randolph Calhoun, Gomez refuses. The last thing he wants is to be the guy responsible for breaking the uneasy truce that exists among supernatural entities. But as soon as Gomez dodges that metaphorical bullet, someone tries to put a real one through him. Finding the answers will bring Gomez up against an estranged old lover and an old enemy, and just might get him killed. Characters include the usual roster of hoodlums and femmes fatales, who engage in a plethora of double-crosses and violent action scenes. Plenty of cliffhangers keep the story moving in this horror fan's perfect vacation read. (Mar.) ~ MarioAcevedo.com: Felix Gomez

✤ BOOK SIX—Rescue From Planet Pleasure (?):

First Sentences[]

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (2006) — I DON'T LIKE WHAT Operation Iraqi Freedom has done to me.
X-Rated Bloodsuckers (2007) — "It's about murder," said Katz Meow.
The Undead Kama Sutra (2008) — Find him," the alien said. "Find the man who killed me."
Jailbait Zombie (2009) — "Felix, drop your Pants." The last time I heard those words, they were from a topless stripper.
Werewolf Smackdown (2010) — "Felix, I want him dead"
Rescue From Planet Pleasure (?) —